Bruce's first day out on the town and what does he want to play with?

At Lowe's to pick up, of course, batteries, filters and light bulbs, but first he wanted to play pretend farmer.
He got the staples removed and next week is a barium enema to see if the colon is holding together.  What Fun!
He's lost about 20 pounds so the Doc wants to get him put together again asap before he's just skin and bones.  
Baby jesus is pretty much gone.  Aborted or just reabsorbed.